Funny Quotes

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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

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All my children inherited perfect pitch.

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